My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
no. you can't hotbox the world.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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