How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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