Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
