I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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