Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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