She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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