Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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