Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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