Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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