I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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