i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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