So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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