It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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