This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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