I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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