I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you inspire me to be a worse person
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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