I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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