Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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