I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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