sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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