but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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The air was thick with penises
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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