Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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