My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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