k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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