belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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