Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
birth control should be required to get into college
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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