; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Still dying that you shit outside
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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