I like to think it a success when the cops are called
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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