I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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