If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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