Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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