But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize