My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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