everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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