What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We have started to decorate penises.
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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