How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Randomize
