How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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