no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
