meet me or not, i'm out of control
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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