dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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