so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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