would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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