If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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