I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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