Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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