My hand turned me down
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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