dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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