I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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