I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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