Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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