My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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