Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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