Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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