Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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