just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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