everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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