if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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