Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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