stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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