Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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